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When I’m texting a guy and there’s a long pause before he replies
Saturday

whatshouldwecallme:

Morning:

Night:

When someone suggests that I start saving my money
When I’m waiting for food to be delivered, and I hear my doorbell ring
When I’m bored at a bar and then I see a cute guy
Leaving work to grab lunch
surisburnbook:

Hey, look, it’s Beyonce with her three lamest accessories: round sunglasses, a BlackBerry (????!!!), and Blue Ivy Carter, sans shoes.
If you can’t play Angry Birds on it, it’s not a phone.

surisburnbook:

Hey, look, it’s Beyonce with her three lamest accessories: round sunglasses, a BlackBerry (????!!!), and Blue Ivy Carter, sans shoes.

If you can’t play Angry Birds on it, it’s not a phone.

Getting a drunk dial when I’ve decided to go to bed early
surisburnbook:

I’m so proud! Harper Beckham has finally perfected the disapproving scowl I’ve been training her on for months.
I wonder what provoked it — annoying paparazzi? A tardy car service? Unmet brunch expectations? We’ve all been there.

surisburnbook:

I’m so proud! Harper Beckham has finally perfected the disapproving scowl I’ve been training her on for months.

I wonder what provoked it — annoying paparazzi? A tardy car service? Unmet brunch expectations? We’ve all been there.