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When I’m texting a guy and there’s a long pause before he replies

myfriendsaremarried:

Saturday

whatshouldwecallme:

Morning:

Night:

When someone suggests that I start saving my money

whatshouldwecallme:

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When I’m waiting for food to be delivered, and I hear my doorbell ring

whatshouldwecallme:

When I’m bored at a bar and then I see a cute guy

whatshouldwecallme:

Leaving work to grab lunch

whatshouldwecallme:

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surisburnbook:

Hey, look, it’s Beyonce with her three lamest accessories: round sunglasses, a BlackBerry (????!!!), and Blue Ivy Carter, sans shoes.

If you can’t play Angry Birds on it, it’s not a phone.

Getting a drunk dial when I’ve decided to go to bed early

whatshouldwecallme:

surisburnbook:

I’m so proud! Harper Beckham has finally perfected the disapproving scowl I’ve been training her on for months.

I wonder what provoked it — annoying paparazzi? A tardy car service? Unmet brunch expectations? We’ve all been there.