Hey, look, it’s Beyonce with her three lamest accessories: round sunglasses, a BlackBerry (????!!!), and Blue Ivy Carter, sans shoes.
If you can’t play Angry Birds on it, it’s not a phone.
I’m so proud! Harper Beckham has finally perfected the disapproving scowl I’ve been training her on for months.
I wonder what provoked it — annoying paparazzi? A tardy car service? Unmet brunch expectations? We’ve all been there.